![]() It becomes most entertaining when you catch somebody stumbling or spilling their drink on themselves. Whenever anybody says or does something particularly ridiculous, somebody can shout, “Copy!” Whenever that person then shouts, “Paste!” the person must repeat that phrase or action. ![]() The devilish brainchild of one particularly insane Kiwi, this rule guarantees the drunkest in the group becomes the butt of the joke. When you’re forced to refer to each other as “Muscle Hobbit” or “Lobster Legs,” however, the little things, the details that make people who they are, tend to become more memorable. You may not remember their names in the morning anyway. You may be wondering how avoiding names and indications would help you bond with strangers, but let’s be serious. This rule is the work of a sadistic American in Cambodia, and I shudder to think of it catching on. And it’s stuck there until you’re forgiven for your vulgarity. It doesn’t matter, as long as your forehead’s hidden. If you swear, your head becomes a magnet that must always be in contact with something. It’s easy enough to avoid, so the punishment must be more severe. Hope you’ve got some decent upper-body strength. In this rule, there are certain words you can’t say, including but not limited to: “drink,” “drunk,” “drank,” “me,” “mine,” “you,” “yours,” “ten” (to fuck with the people calling out for pushups), and any variations your crowd decides to temporarily outlaw. It has to be, because if it were drinking, people would die. ![]() The punishment for breaking this rule is pushups. This one’s from another jolly big Brit from Newcastle (the drinking capital of England, I’m told). And if you do it again, well, just go home. If you do it again, they shout “DUFFALO,” and again, “TRUFFALO,” with each being an additional beer chug. If somebody spots you doing it, they shout “BUFFALO!” and you are obligated to finish your beer and buy a new one. Take a sip with your strong arm, and you may as well have thrown that beer at his elderly grandmother. The “kindly” modifier, however, was only applicable when drinking from the off hand. This one came from a kindly English gentleman.
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